The joys of the Premiership have returned with a surge in late summer: Man City’s adoption of Sven, Man U’s crushingly bad start to the season, the activity of the local teams. “My, what big eyes you have…” is the best caption I could muster for the snap below! but then again Benitez secured the kind of facial hair I attempted over the summer!

Amongst the quotes of the week had to be the following…….in the big-two draw!

Jose Mourinho on his clean-living Chelsea boys, following their dodgy penalty against Liverpool.
“I think I have a naive team. They are naive because they are pure and they are clean. We don’t have divers, we don’t have violent people.”

Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez disagrees.
“If Chelsea are naive and pure
then I’m Little Red Riding Hood.”

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